Video: John Terry scores direct hit on Victor Moses – and Kurt Zouma, Michy Batshuayi are loving it

Dodge,duck, dip,diveanddodge: the so-called five D's of dodgeball according to the 2004 Vince Vaughn film. Victor Moses failed to do any of the above as heshuffled sheepishly around the centre circle, allowinga powerful ball chucked at him by Terry to thud straight off his head. The Nigeria international tumbled to the ground, sending team-mates Michy Batshuayi and Kurt Zouma into hysterics. Even manager Antonio Conte saw the funny side of it. Remember, Victor: diving is just fine in this situation. Disgruntled Grimsby fans launch crowdfunder for Mariachi band at Barnet game Video: Preston's outfield captain Paul Gallagher makes bizarre goal-line handball clearance ​​In Other News... on FourFourTwo.com