Transfer deadline day: Why no Sky Sports News reporters will be poked in the ear by a purple sex toy today


IT’S the day Sky Sports News reporters have been dreading all year, but there will be no repeat of any of them being poked in the ear by a purple dildo today (watch video below).

They will be allowed to broadcast their reports from the safety of inside club’s stadiums and training grounds.

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Sky's Alan Irwin was attacked by the purple dildo in 2014
Sky's Alan Irwin was attacked by the purple dildo in 2014
But he carried on his report like a true pro
But he carried on his report like a true pro
This won't happen again this year, however
This won't happen again this year, however

 

 

Fraser Dainton reporting from INSIDE Manchester City's training ground
Fraser Dainton reporting from INSIDE Manchester City's training ground this year
IMAGE: Sky Sports

Joyous fans had leaped behind reporters to celebrate deadline day moves by their club's, but the reporters don't have to deal with the outside broadcasts this year if it's all kicking off, meaning there will be no repeat of the purple dildo incident of 2014, when Alan Irwin was poked in the ear by the sex toy outside Everton's training ground.

Sky said after the incident at Everton 2014: “We apologise to those whose enjoyment was spoiled by a small number of incidents and we’re looking into ways to avoid this happening again in the future whilst ensuring fans remain a key part our live coverage.”

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