The Ashes 2017-18: Five things we learnt from England’s humiliating 4-0 Test defeat to Australia


ENGLAND have finally succumbed to the inevitable and will leave Australia with their tails between their legs, following a 4-0 Ashes humiliation.

As with four years ago, the tourists will leave Down Under without a win, battered and bruised – here are five reasons they blew it.

Ben Stokes' incident in Bristol got England's Ashes tour off to the worst possible start
Ben Stokes’ incident in Bristol got England’s Ashes tour off to the worst possible start – and he was of no use to England playing in New Zealand
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1. Don’t be out until 2.30am

WHATEVER happened in Bristol on September 25, we know one thing for sure – Ben Stokes was out in the small hours in the middle of a one-day international series.

That was a big error.

All players should be sensible, professional and make sure their actions don’t affect team-mates and management.

2. Find a fast bowler

FOR all the skills of James Anderson, England were beaten by the raw pace of Australia’s bowlers.

They extracted more life from the pitches and intimidated England’s batsmen – especially the tail-enders.

Somehow, England must find a fast bowler or two for when they tour Australia in 2021-22.

James Anderson could well have played his last ever Ashes Test
James Anderson could well have played his last ever Ashes Test
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Graeme Swann is still the greatest English spinner of the last 30 years - and there has been no sign of a replacement
Graeme Swann is still the greatest English spinner of the last 30 years – and there has been no sign of a replacement
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3. Find a spinner

GRAEME SWANN has been England’s best slow bowler of the past 30 years and there is no sign of a replacement.

Adil Rashid has been discarded, Moeen Ali struggles overseas and Mason Crane took 1-193 on his debut.

It is tough for spinners with most county championship matches played on seaming pitches in early or late summer.

4. Better preparation

ENGLAND’S practice amounted to a mish-mash of matches against a variety of weak Cricket Australia XIs. For facing the likes of Mitchell Starc, Josh Hazlewood and Pat Cummins, it was next-to-useless.

Four years from now, they must demand a higher quality of opposition leading up to the First Test.

Englands tame warm-up games against Australia XI sides was not a true enough simulation of what was to come
England’s tame warm-up games against Australia XI sides was not a true enough simulation of what was to come
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Australia have regained the Ashes after a 4-0 series win
Australia have regained the Ashes after a 4-0 series win
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England's players looked distraught as the Aussies lifted the Urn to great fanfare
England’s players looked distraught as the Aussies lifted the Urn to great fanfare
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Possible England team for 2021-22 Ashes

Dan Lawrence (Essex)

Haseeb Hameed (Lancashire)

Joe Root (Yorkshire, capt)

Dawid Malan (Middlesex)

Liam Livingstone (Lancashire)

Ben Stokes (Durham)

Jonny Bairstow (Yorkshire, wkt)

Chris Woakes (Warwickshire)

Jamie Overton (Somerset)

Mason Crane (Hampshire)

Josh Tongue (Worcestershire)

5. Rise above the baiting

POMMIE-BASHING is almost a national sport in Australia.

For all their generosity as hosts, the locals love nothing more than trying to humiliate visitors from the Mother country.

The campaign on TV, radio and in newspapers is relentless and some England players became distracted.

Just ignore – it is only a game.


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