Premier League review: Relegation too close to call, Carlos Carvalhal showing Jose Mourinho up and Crystal Palace a one-man team


IT may be the week of Valentine’s Day but it’s also a week that sees the return of the Champions League.

So if your favourite restaurant is fully-booked on Wednesday night why not stay at home and have a romantic night in instead?

It's Valentine's Day this week so why not tune in to Porto versus Liverpool
It’s Valentine’s Day this week so why not tune in to Porto versus Liverpool?
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You know the kind of thing; candles, a nice bottle of something and Porto and Liverpool on the telly.

That’s love, right there…

TALKING THE TALK

If you’re looking for what inspired West Ham to that much-needed win over Watford on Saturday look no further than the statement that the Hammers’ joint chairman David Sullivan put out prior to the match.

David Sullivan's truly rousing speech surely inspired West Ham to victory against Watford
David Sullivan’s truly rousing speech surely inspired West Ham to victory against Watford
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Is David Sullivan Winston Churchill in disguise?
Is David Sullivan Winston Churchill in disguise?
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It was truly rousing stuff.

“I know the fans are not happy and that makes me unhappy,” he said.


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“We want more ups than downs. The supporters want more ups than downs. And we’ve had a few too many downs and not enough ups.”

Now, I’m too young to remember Churchill’s addresses to the nation but…

WHO’S THE BOSS?

Who’s going to be manager of the year? Well, it’d be all too easy to give it to Pep Guardiola at City and while Sean Dyche at Burnley is a shout the fact that they haven’t won in ten games and are one of the league’s lowest scorers might see him overlooked.

Carlos Carvalhal is showing up a certain Portuguese Premier League manager
Carlos Carvalhal is showing up a certain Portuguese Premier League manager
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My tip? Carlos Carvalhal at Swansea. What he’s done at the Liberty Stadium since taking over in late December has been nothing short of phenomenal.

But more than that, he’s done it with humour, charisma and a smile on his face, despite the Swans’ perilous position.

Contrast that with the only other Portuguese manager in the Premier League.

NO WAY JOSE

Brighton’s defensive heroics at the end of the 1-1 draw with Stoke yesterday may have grabbed the headlines but did you see that goal from Jose Izquierdo?

Jose Izquierdo's goal was a thing of beauty which earned Brighton a draw against Stoke
Jose Izquierdo’s goal was a thing of beauty which earned Brighton a draw against Stoke
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Despite Jose Izquierdo's stunning strike Brighton still ended up last on MOTD...
Despite Jose Izquierdo’s stunning strike Brighton still ended up last on MOTD…
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It had the lot; pace, precision, a double one-two and a clinical finish.

If Manchester City would have scored that you’d never hear the end of it.

But Brighton? Last game on MOTD obviously.

KEEPING THE FAITH

Talking of Manchester City, the contrast between the two goalkeepers at the Etihad on Saturday evening couldn’t have been more pronounced, could it?

Manchester City keeper Ederson was calmness personified against Leicester
Manchester City keeper Ederson was calmness personified against Leicester
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Leicester stopper Kasper Schmeichel will still be having nightmares about Sergio Aguero's quadruple
Leicester stopper Kasper Schmeichel will still be having nightmares about Sergio Aguero’s quadruple
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One was calmness personified, spraying passes around to his team-mates with unerring accuracy and generally tidying up anything and everything that managed to evade his defence.

The other was Kasper Schmeichel.

WHERE’S WILF?

Are Crystal Palace the closest thing the Premier League have to a one-man team?

Well, it certainly looks that way.

Crystal Palace certainly look to be the most one-man team in the Premier League
Crystal Palace certainly look to be the most one-man team in the Premier League
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Deprived of their talisman Wilfried Zaha after his knee injury at Newcastle, Roy Hodgson’s side laboured against an Everton side that weren’t much better either.

The 3-1 defeat now means Palace have played seven league games without the Ivory Coast star this season – and lost each and every one of them. In fact, they haven’t won a match without him since September
2016.

He can’t come back soon enough for the Eagles.

TOP OF THE DROPS

We're no clearer to knowing who will be relegated after this weekend's results, including Newcastle's win over Manchester United
We’re no clearer to knowing who will be relegated after this weekend’s results, including Newcastle’s win over Manchester United
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Just when you think the relegation candidates are beginning to fall into place so all the struggling sides suddenly pull results out of the bag.

Swansea beat Burnley. Huddersfield end a five-match losing streak by battering Bournemouth and Newcastle hold on for three points against Manchester United.

The net result is that we’re no clearer to knowing who’s going to be slipping out of the Premier League this season.

And if West Brom beat Chelsea tonight, well, then all bets really are off…


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