RETAILERS are chomping at the bit for footie fans’ cash this Christmas — although some pressie ideas may be a shock to the cistern.
Buy your loved ones any of these naff gifts and you might end up being shown the red card.
From a Steve Bruce toilet seat to an Arsenal toaster, English teams are constantly trying to cash in on the growing demand for footie paraphernalia.
And a quick look at this year’s Xmas gift ideas suggests the trend might have gone too far.
Graeme Culliford rounds up some of the most ridiculous on offer.
Luis Suarez bottle opener, £24.99
Get your teeth into this – a Luis Suarez bottle opener is available for £24.99 on the Amazon website.
Steve Bruce loo seat, £100
You would create a stink if you bought this Steve Bruce toilet seat designed by the Ideal Standard bathroom company – and Hull City were quickly flushed from the Premier League after it was created.
Sold at auction for around £100.
Everton earrings, £12.50
These Everton earrings are a sight To-ffee and cost £12.50 on the club website.
Arsenal toaster, £24.99
The team were in a jam until shooting up the Premier League table and this Arsenal toaster will cost you £24.99 on the Kencospares.com website.
Norwich FC Rubik’s Cube, £3.99
This Norwich Rubik’s Cube will get your singing like a Canary in frustration – costs £3.99 on eBay.
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West Ham shower gel, £8
Now you literally can be blowing bubbles – around your bathroom.
This shower gel is sold on Amazon and a similar version costs £8 on the West Ham website.
Huddersfield tape measure, £10.99
They say the gap between the top six and the rest of the Premier League has never been greater so this Huddersfield tape measure might come in handy.
A version costs £10.99 at funkytapemeasure.com.
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