OUR heroes love nothing more than sharing their ghost-written musings with the world.
And, whether it’s a panicked airport purchase or a last-minute stocking-filler, fans just keep buying them.


We are sucked in by the promise of behind-the-scenes revelations from our favourite clubs.
But what we usually get are the ramblings of an egotist or, even worse, a 20o-page PR exercise.
That’s because publishers don’t care what’s inside… all you need is a good pun on your name and a brooding photo and you can publish a memoir.
And, from the confusing to the downright cringeworthy, we’ve picked out some of our favourites
Can you judge these books from their covers?
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