ARSENAL fans have created a genius, new Arsene Wenger chant to the tune of Only Fools and Horses.
The Gunners suffered yet another embarrassing defeat against Bournemouth on Sunday, but some fans are at least trying to see the funny side.
This is one the “Wenger Out” brigade are almost certain to roar in full voice from the stands in the coming weeks as Arsenal’s season continues to crumble.
The song itself goes: “Stick Swiss Toni in my pocket, I’ll fetch Squillaci from the van.
“‘Cos if you want defenders, then you don’t ask Wenger, George Graham… he’s your man.
“Where they all come from is a mystery, it’s like replacing Ashley Cole with Gael Clichy.
“But here’s the one that’s driving me berserk, how is Arsene Wenger still in work?
“Na na na na na, na na na na na….”
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The pressure has started to mount on Wenger once again, having survived by the skin of his teeth last season.
A year ago, Gunners supporters protested, demanding he resign or be given the boot, but was eventually given a new two-year contract.
Arsene Wenger Only Fools and Horses song lyrics
Stick Swiss Toni in my pocket
I’ll fetch Squillaci from the van.
Cos if you want defenders
Then you don’t ask Wenger,
George Graham… he’s your man.
Where they all come from is a mystery
It’s like replacing Ashley Cole with Gael Clichy
But here’s the one that’s driving me berserk
How is Arsene Wenger still in work?
Na na na na na, na na na na na…
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Now, in 2017-18, Arsenal are well out of the running in the Premier League title race, sitting 23 points behind Manchester City, down in sixth place.
On top of that, the Gunners are out of the FA Cup – so often their biggest source of silverware in recent seasons.
However, they do still have the Europa League – possibly their best chance of getting back to the Champions League next season – and the Carabao Cup.
Arsenal are set to play the second-leg of their semi-final tie with Chelsea on Wednesday January 24, after this weekend’s home clash with Crystal Palace.
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